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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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