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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The degree of civilization in a society is revealed by entering its prisons. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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