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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Panic at the thought of doing a thing is a challenge to do it. - Henry S. Haskins

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

There is as much ingenuity in making an felicitous application of an passage as in being the author of it. - St. Evremond

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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