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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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