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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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