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Kosher food now available at Israeli McDonald's

Sea Of Life thanks to Roy Turkington

Let's sea what's on the menu in Israel today

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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