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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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