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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

There is a destiny which makes us brothers. The good that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own. - Edwin Markham

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris


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