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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

He's so generous, he'll go out, get two blowjobs, come back and give you one of them. - Milton Berle

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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