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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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