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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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