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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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