#1 humor site on the 'net

Rickshaw Workout

Double trouble on a cycle rickshaw

Rickshaw Workout thanks to Henry Burris

Trail of Tears

QuotaBills
I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


Camel Walkers

Head Path

Whiskey Jig

Running Track

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

DogWood

Feel-Good Story of the Year

Octostump

Poodle Power

Anyone Home?

Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

Men In Kilts

iPhone Sushi

2 At A Time

Redneck House Move

Circle Of Fear

Busy Train

Kia vs Nokia

Redneck Potter's Wheel

Child Disarma-meant

Grandma Needs Help

Friendly BBQ Reminder

Cell Phone Book

It's Play Time!