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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant.
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The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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