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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant.
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Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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