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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant.
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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Somewhere there is something incredible waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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