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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant.
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Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. - Carl Friedrich Gauss

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

As it turns out, now is the moment you've been waiting for. - Lucinda Williams

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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