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Redneck Porch

Bubba's portable BBQ fits on his portable deck

Redneck Porch thanks to Mike King

Porch and patio design for Rednecks

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


Dunking Straw

Vatican Chess

Boot Camp

Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball

Big Hands Baby

Fire Truck Sinkhole

Cyclist Mailbox

Tearable Puns

Penmanship

Tree Removal

I Sea Drums

Statue of Libertea

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito

Cow Photobomb

Commas Save Lives

Never Give Up

Girl Sitting or Boy Hugging?

The Domino's Effect

Outdoor Pool

Wedding Pound Cake

Fear Of Light

Maiden Rock Illusion

Why Men Shouldn't Babysit

Noodle Art