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Redneck Cup Holders

Bubba enjoys a boot-i-full cup of coffee

Redneck Cup Holders thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Redneck Cup Holders thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

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What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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