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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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