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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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