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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Even a paranoid has some real enemies. - Henry Kissinger

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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