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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

You live your life as if it's real. - Leonard Cohen

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

What we need most, is not so much to realize the ideal as to idealize the real. - Francis Herbert Hedge

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown


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