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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

He's even smaller in real life than he is on the track. - David Coleman

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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