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Reaching The Ocean

Stepping up to sea what's there

Reaching The Ocean thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swimming into a beach Illusion

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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