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Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees

Inspiring scenery on the road to Hana, Maui

Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees thanks to joe-kster

Also called the “Eucalyptus Deglupta” or “Mindanao Gum”, this is one of the scenic stops toward surviving the road to Hana

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Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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