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Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees

Inspiring scenery on the road to Hana, Maui

Rainbow Eucalyptus Trees thanks to joe-kster

Also called the “Eucalyptus Deglupta” or “Mindanao Gum”, this is one of the scenic stops toward surviving the road to Hana

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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