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Race Break

Performance transmission without performance

Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones


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