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Pyramid Kiss

Emily thought the Sphinx was her Mummy

Pyramid Kiss thanks to Mike King

Up close to the Great Sphinx of Giza

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Up close to the Great Sphinx of Giza
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. - Mark Twain

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

She moved like a poem and smiled like a sphinx. - Laini Taylor

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt? - Harry S Truman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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