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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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