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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Phyllis Diller

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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