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Procrastination Workshop

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West


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