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Procrastination Workshop

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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