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Procrastination Workshop

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown


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