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Pringle Art

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Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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