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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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