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Police Thieves

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Police Thieves thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

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Excitement to riot - Archie Bunker

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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