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Pointed Trampoline

Making a point about trampoline safety

Pointed Trampoline thanks to Howard Chapman

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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Talent is only a starting point. - Irving Berlin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

The whole point of getting things done is knowing what to leave undone. - Lady Stella Reading

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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