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Pigging Out in El Paso

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Pigging Out in El Paso thanks to joe-kster

A waitress came out of the Denny’s cafe and said, “Do you know that we serve bacon here?”
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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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