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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Busy people are never busybodies. - Ethel Watts Mumford

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

I've liked lots of people 'til I went on a picnic jaunt with them. - Bess Truman

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

There is no use offering something different if you don't tell people about it. - Robert Campbell Kidd

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. - Marcel Proust

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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