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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

The people follow the example of those above them. - Chinese Proverb

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

What people are afraid of can tell us a lot about society. - Anne Holt

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people. - Jamie Lee Curtis

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand. - Archie Bunker

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

When you start with an insult and end with a compliment, most people only remember where you started. - Faydra D. Fields

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I feel more comfortable with gorillas than people. I can anticipate what a gorilla's going to do, and they're purely motivated. - Dian Fossey

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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