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People Of The River

Cooling off in the Singapore River

People Of The River thanks to Barry McCartney

Amazing sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong

On the left of Cavenagh Bridge, on the Singapore River, is a 'First Generation' Sculpture by Chong Fah Cheong, which freezes the motion of a group of five naked boys diving off the bridge and going for a swim - an impossible sight in Singapore today

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Nurses are patient people. - Unknown

Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Ambitious people don't make excuses. - Unknown

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

It ain't what people call you. It's what you answer to. - Tyler Perry

The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. - Will Rogers

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we."” - Mark Twain

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The best reason to go to the movies is to be with other people. Eating the popcorn, being with other people you don't know. - Peter Weller

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer


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