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Paint Pants

Fresh paint job for once-clean clothes

Paint Pants thanks to Mike King

Sitting down on the job brings sticky surprise

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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things. - Edgar Degas

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

The mathematician's patterns, like the painter's or the poet's, must be beautiful – there is no permanent place in this world for ugly mathematics. - Godfrey Hardy

My mother said to me, "If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope." Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. - Pablo Picasso

Virtually everyone needs motivation of some sort, but when you are in love - that is motivation enough, it turns many into poets and painters, it spurs the creativity in you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

"How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol? We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she says taking her seat again. "Their laws are much more civilized." - Sara Gruen

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

I tell myself that after four children my belly is already so stretched and flabby that I have to do origami to get my pants buttoned. One more pregnancy and I'd be doomed to elastic waists for the rest of my life. - Ayelet Waldman

When you paint Spring, do not paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots, but just paint Spring. To paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots is to paint willows, plums, peaches, or apricots - it is not yet painting Spring. - Dogen


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