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Ostrich Race

Long distance training in Uganda

Ostrich Race thanks to Roy Taylor

Animal safety in Africa is a survival sport

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. - Billy Connolly

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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