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In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Suppose you get an attack of gastriasis in the middle of the night. - Archie Bunker

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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