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It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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