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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

The paradigm of treating menopause symptoms with the lowest effective dose of hormone therapy, for the shortest period necessary, is very sensible. - Hugh Taylor

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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