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Number Eight Laziness

What happens to you when you lie down?

Number Eight Laziness thanks to Howard Chapman

Relaxation is a good remedy for stress

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

In my experience most mathematicians are intellectually lazy. - Francis Crick

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It's huge and scary - it's an act of infinite optimism. - Gilda Radner

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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