#1 humor site on the 'net

Nobody Notices

Can you relate to this?

Nobody Notices thanks to Mark Berry

Do you have a rewarding job?

QuotaBills
Hope costs nothing. - Colette

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

The treacheries of ambition never cease. - Ruben Dario

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success. - Dale Carnegie

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee

Finger Physio

Texas Steak

Triathlete with a Drinking Problem

Awning Truck Advertising

Racial Profiling Starts Early

Your Move

Florida Bird Flu

Croc Surfing

Zip Tie Prank

Ukrainian Power Adaptor

World's Hardest Golf Shot

India Airlines Economy Flight

Downspout Planters

Camel Walkers

Head Path

Whiskey Jig

Running Track

Body Bodice - Double OUCH!!!

DogWood

Feel-Good Story of the Year