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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies. - Jodie Foster

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

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