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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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