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No Separation

Traveling through a Separation of Church and State

No Separation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The sign of an upcoming split in the road

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You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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