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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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