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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers


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