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Friends Without Phones - communication retrolution

No-iPhone Kids thanks to Barry McCartney

Making friends without Facebook is easy in Africa

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Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Champions keep playing until they get it right. - Billie Jean King

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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