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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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