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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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