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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

We estimate - and this isn't an estimation - that Greta Waitz is eighty seconds behind. - David Coleman

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde


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