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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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He who does not look ahead remains behind. - Spanish Proverb

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

It's good to see you. It means you're not behind my back. - Henny Youngman

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

We are 50 or 100 years behind the advanced countries. We must make good this distance in ten years. - Josef Stalin

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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