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Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side

A view from behind the scenes in Keystone, South Dakota

Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side thanks to Roy Taylor

U.S. Presidents Jefferson, Washington, Roosevelt, & Lincoln - backside perspective

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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

We stand somewhere between the mountain and the ant. - Onondaga Proverb

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

He led his regiment from behind. He found it less exciting. - W.S. Gilbert

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

It was not the mountain we conquered that day. It was ourselves. - Sir Edmund Hillary

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

It's not like we came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids. - Ron Meyer

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time. - Fred Brooks

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

As long as a person doesn't admit he's defeated, he is not defeated - he's just a little behind, and isn't through fighting. - Darrell Royal

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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