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Morning Coffee

How to handle a very strong cup of Java

Morning Coffee thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Keep your distance from this morning's brew

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Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Resentment is like drinking poison and then hoping it will kill your enemies. - Nelson Mandela

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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