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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter


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