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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber


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