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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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