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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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