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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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