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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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