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Piano lessons for pets

Meowzart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Check out the ivory on the new Cat Keyboard

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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