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Piano lessons for pets

Meowzart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Check out the ivory on the new Cat Keyboard

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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