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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen


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