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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior. - William Collins

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca


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