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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

To find a fault is easy; to do better may be difficult. - Plutarch

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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