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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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