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Market Birds

Scooter poultry sales are on the rise

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shopping in the market for fresh chicken and duck diners

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tasty meal for a poultry sum

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The market is always right. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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