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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne


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Scottish Road Sign

Too Late Now

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Joburg Police

Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

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Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits