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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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