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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas


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