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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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