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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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