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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us are imprisoned by something. We're living in darkness until something flips on the switch. - Wynonna Judd

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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