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Footwear with the yeast appeal

Loafers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Food For Thought - creative use for dry loaves of bread

Bread light in the loafers
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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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