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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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