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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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