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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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