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Keet thanks to Howard Chapman

Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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No one has ever drowned in sweat. - Lou Holtz

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

One crazy dame was "Marching To Astoria." - Archie Bunker

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. - Samuel Beckett

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow

I shudder to think that one day someone may give the same order for Rome. - Scipio Aemilianus

The longer you stay in one place, the greater your chances of disillusionment. - Art Spander

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

One shouldn't be afraid of the humans. Well, I am not afraid of the humans, but of what is inhuman in them. - Ivo Andric

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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