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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers

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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

One of the best things to do sometimes is simply to be. - Eric Butterworth

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

The true way to soften one's troubles is to solace those of others. - Unknown

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I only know two pieces - one is Clair de Lune and the other one isn't. - Victor Borge

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

Our profession is the only one which works unceasingly to annihilate itself. - Martin H. Fischer

One of the greatest unknown champions because very little is known about him. - David Coleman

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

There are only two ways of getting on in the world: by one's own industry, or by the weaknesses of others. - Jean de La Bruyere

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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