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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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