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I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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